stepping in a puddle while wearing socks
isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”
canada has money that’s scented like maple syrup
if you scratch the little maple leaf it smells like maple syrup, i’m not even shitting you
we have scratch and sniff money
if you scratch american money you can smell strippers vaginas
Anonymous asked: Let's see that body?
I was talking to my brother about women’s attitudes towards their bodies, especially regarding weight/fat, and when he said “most guys don’t notice/care about that kind of thing,” I tried to explain why it was a lot more complicated than that. I ended up…